Minutes zero to five
Name the real problem
You bring the situation — the offer, the relationship, the money leak, the habit. We skip the wind-up and get to what's actually going on before minute five.
Straight advice for men ■ New York City ■ Not therapy — thirty minutes, told straight
The job, the money, the relationship, the habit you keep swearing off — everyone's got an opinion about your life. Thirty Straight is two 30-minute sessions a month and a direct line to one guy — James — who listens, tells you the truth, and sends you back out with a plan.
Founding price for the first twelve, locked for life. Month-to-month. Cancel online in one step, anytime.
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The format
Minutes zero to five
You bring the situation — the offer, the relationship, the money leak, the habit. We skip the wind-up and get to what's actually going on before minute five.
Minutes five to twenty-five
No jargon, no judgment, no "and how does that make you feel." We take your options apart, argue the hard parts, and decide what you're actually going to do about it.
Minutes twenty-five to thirty
You leave with written next moves, specific enough to run this week. Between sessions, hit the direct line — stuck, second-guessing, or you just need a gut check before you hit send.
Membership
Twice a month
Two video sessions a month, booked on your schedule. Enough cadence to keep momentum — spaced enough that you've actually run the plays in between.
Seven days
James on WhatsApp, seven days a week. Real replies within a few hours between 9am and 9pm ET — not an assistant, not a bot, not a canned check-in.
On paper
After every session you get the moves in writing — what we decided, what you're running, what we check next time. Progress compounds when it's on the record.
No lock-in
One-step online cancellation, anytime, from your account. If Thirty Straight isn't earning its keep, fire me. That's the deal.
Straight about scope
Thirty Straight is practical advice and accountability. It is not therapy or medical care, and I'm not a licensed clinician. Depression, anxiety, trauma, addiction, and anything else clinical deserves a licensed professional — and if I think that's what you need, I'll say it to your face and help you find one.
In crisis or thinking about hurting yourself? Call or text 988 — the Suicide & Crisis Lifeline. Free, confidential, 24/7.
Who you're talking to
I'm James. I'm not a guru, and I'm not a doctor — I'm the guy your smartest friend calls before he does something stupid, and after he already did.
[2–3 sentences of your real story: what you've built, screwed up, fixed, and learned. Specifics beat adjectives. Never invent credentials, degrees, or titles you don't hold.]
I keep the roster small on purpose. If your name's on it, you have my number — and you'll never wonder what I actually think.
— James
Membership
Billed monthly until you cancel. When you join, you'll get an email confirming the price, the renewal terms, and exactly how to cancel — so there's never a gotcha. Coaching membership, not therapy or medical care.
Before you're in
No — and I won't pretend otherwise. Therapy is the licensed treatment of mental-health conditions. I'm not a licensed therapist, counselor, psychologist, or medical provider, and Thirty Straight doesn't diagnose or treat anything.
This is advice, strategy, and accountability for the practical stuff: work, money, relationships, discipline, decisions. If what you're carrying is clinical, therapy is the right move — I'll tell you straight and help you find it.
A 30-minute video call with a clock that means something: the first five minutes get to the real problem, the middle twenty pressure-test your options, the last five lock the plan. You leave with your next moves in writing.
Gut checks between sessions. The text you're about to send, the counteroffer you just got, the moment your discipline is wobbling. Message anytime — I personally reply within a few hours between 9am and 9pm ET, seven days a week. Overnight messages get me first thing.
Because I'm not selling you a license — licenses are for treating conditions, and I don't do that. I'm selling judgment, honesty, and attention: one guy who knows your situation, remembers what you said three weeks ago, and has to earn his keep every single month.
No contract, no lock-in. If the advice isn't worth it, you cancel in one step and I lose. That's the accountability.
Then I want you talking to someone licensed for that — for real. Thirty Straight isn't a crisis service and won't pose as one. If you're in crisis or thinking about hurting yourself, call or text 988 (Suicide & Crisis Lifeline) any hour, any day, or call 911.
When you're on solid ground, the thirty's here for the practical stuff.
Online, in one step, from your account — no phone call, no retention script, no guilt trip. You'll also get the cancellation instructions in your signup confirmation email, so you always know exactly how out works before you're ever in.
12 founding spots, locked for life. Month-to-month. Cancel online anytime.